Her Clothing is Spandex and Old Glory

The post title is taken from Proverbs 31:22. It’s the Modern American Version.

I was recently given this outfit by a friend who snickered a lot as I opened the box. I squeezed into the star-spangled suit — I think I need a size up — and we beheld my modest self with wonder.


It would be much admired in the Fellowship, especially if a woman is a high enough level of virtuous womanhood to make it herself. Note how it smooths out most of those pesky female curves that are such a trial to men.


But a woman can never be too guarded against immodesty. It lurks under every hem.


Do you know what the outfit is?

Comment below (whether you know or not) and be entered into a drawing for a free copy of The Fellowship, which actually mentions one of these in passing.

17 thoughts on “Her Clothing is Spandex and Old Glory

  1. This reminds me of a colorful version of a swimsuit of a much earlier generation. I have no idea what it actually is, but it would provoke a hilarious reaction from my family if I sported one! I might even be tempted to do so, just for the reaction. Hehe
    (And I wonder why my kids do things just for my reaction….adult ones especially!)


  2. I’m guessing this is a swimsuit.

    And given that curves are such a trial to men I’m kinda surprised that the ultra-crazy Christisn community isn’t a huge supporter of liposuction.


  3. Brazenly commenting for the book drawing. Not sure what to say about the bathing suit, except maybe that I can’t see how you could consider anything “modest” with that bright and loud a pattern. Heaven preserve us.


  4. Ok, I’m here “stalking” and reading through (well, everything) and this made me laugh out loud. For moment upon moment.


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