Her Clothing is Spandex and Old Glory

The post title is taken from Proverbs 31:22. It’s the Modern American Version.

I was recently given this outfit by a friend who snickered a lot as I opened the box. I squeezed into the star-spangled suit — I think I need a size up — and we beheld my modest self with wonder.

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It would be much admired in the Fellowship, especially if a woman is a high enough level of virtuous womanhood to make it herself. Note how it smooths out most of those pesky female curves that are such a trial to men.

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But a woman can never be too guarded against immodesty. It lurks under every hem.

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Do you know what the outfit is?

Comment below (whether you know or not) and be entered into a drawing for a free copy of The Fellowship, which actually mentions one of these in passing.

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17 thoughts on “Her Clothing is Spandex and Old Glory

  1. This reminds me of a colorful version of a swimsuit of a much earlier generation. I have no idea what it actually is, but it would provoke a hilarious reaction from my family if I sported one! I might even be tempted to do so, just for the reaction. Hehe
    (And I wonder why my kids do things just for my reaction….adult ones especially!)

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  2. I’m guessing this is a swimsuit.

    And given that curves are such a trial to men I’m kinda surprised that the ultra-crazy Christisn community isn’t a huge supporter of liposuction.

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  3. Ok, I’m here “stalking” and reading through (well, everything) and this made me laugh out loud. For moment upon moment.

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