You know how you have those friends who come to mind in times of need? Someone to talk to, someone to help you out, someone to appreciate a really horrible meme… guess which one I qualify for.
In related news, I’ve got a buildup of memes that I need to snark at, so here we go.
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This one-session Bible study was entitled, “How gravity can bring us into the presence of God.” It was not very popular.
She lists all these painful things, but it seems like she’s forgetting a couple of possibilities. I do appreciate that she’s streamlined her wardrobe to only one sock, which is obviously all she needs at this stage of growth.
Whose yelling at the beer pong table because she’s losing… is what? Don’t leave me hanging!
And this bit of advice specifically states that she’s losing. Not the ideal breeding partner, obviously. You know why? Well, memes tell us why!
In other words, women are created solely to give birth and breastfeed babies. Don’t know what’s wrong with this generation, so busy encouraging women to do anything else! This is what keeps them unique among the standard type of humans, otherwise known as men.
Also, womanly uniqueness is best preserved if you’re young with flawless makeup and awesome hair.
So there you have it. Once again, memes show us the ideal woman. She’s that unique creature who:
- Grows trees from her body
- Yells at beer pong
- Leaps off cliffs
- Has babies and breastfeeds them
Not necessarily in that order. Guess you need to get busy, girl.
And I still have more memes for a future post! That should give you something to look forward to while you’re sprouting saplings.
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Yeeeeeeeaaah. Memes, man.